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May 23, 2012
Summer Blockbusters to Avoid
That Shit Cray - Gerald Cray, a down-on-his-luck construction worker, meets an escaped mental patient while clearing the wreckage of a recent building demolition. Together the two new friends clean up the job site and the union, but not their acts.
Steroid Through You - Jimmy “Flip” Collins was your average journeyman ballplayer - none of the Major League teams he played for sold his jersey in the gift shop, but at least he got to wear one. But after all these years he’s starting to feel his age -that’s when a former-teammate introduces him to the supplement that sends Flip to the front-page of the Sports section… then straight to hell. A “Ripped from the Headlines” (TM) tale of Danger, Drugs, & America’s Game.
Agent P.T. - Everyman Peter Thomas was just trying to spy on his neighbor’s private life - but the eyeful he got was MURDER. When he becomes the prime suspect Thomas is forced to admit his peeping to the iron-hearted police detective, but as the crime’s only witness the perv is now the chief investigator. Can these two put aside their differences to solve the case before the killer strikes again?
May 23, 2012
5.23.12
As election season heats up some have pointed to Black Mormons as “deeply divided,” although neither of them has expressed a preference.
A New Jersey woman is filing suit against her former employer, claiming she was fired for being “too hot.” The company disputes the accusation and has already hired replacement, Mr. Gregory “Face Scars and Eye Patch” Williams.
President Obama will request that more government services be available via mobile phone. “Virtual Standing In Line” should be available by the end of the year.
A new website will pretend to be your online girlfriend for $5. Finally, a solution for incredibly bashful Johns.
British Daredevil Gary Connery survived his 2,400 jump without a parachute by landing in a field of cardboard boxes. He said the hardest part was, “buying all those refrigerators.”
May 22, 2012
5.22.12
Border authorities discovered 4 tons of marijuana floating off the coast of California this weekend. Thousands of smokers giggled to themselves and thought, “huh…Seaweed.”
A group of Catholic organizations including the University of Notre Dame is suing President Obama for the part of his healthcare plan that requires them to provide birth control through insurance. Obama plans to use his honorary law degree from Notre Dame in his defense.
An original Babe Ruth Yankee jersey sold for $4.4 million. The artifact was going to be offered as a full uniform until some of the Bambino’s forgotten “Mid-Game Hot Dogs” were discovered in the pockets.
A classroom of 3rd graders was disappointed to learn that the Eurozone was not a new indoor jungle gym.
A recent study found that the average reading-level of congressional speeches has fallen over the past decade. Representative John Mulvaney (R-SC) found himself ranked last at just under the 8th grade level - an accomplishment, having dropped out of elementary school to lobby against education.
Speaker John Boehner began posturing on renewed debt ceiling negotiations this week, forgetting how infrequently the average American wants to see him on their TV.
May 21, 2012
5.21.12
The Japanese national soccer team is using an oddly-shaped soccer ball to help them prepare for the upcoming London Olympics. Coaches were hesitant to comment on a potential repeat of the 2008 oil field training experiment.
Three men are traveling down the Erie Canal in a boat that’s entirely solar-powered. You know, Quality Guy Time.
200 buffalo escaped from an Iowa farm this weekend. Witnesses say it was the largest collection of lumbering, slow-witted animals they’d seen since January’s Straw Poll.
May 20, 2012
5.20.12
After Facebook’s big IPO week, founder Mark Zuckerberg married his long-time girlfriend. His dad’s suit fit great.
I’ll Have Another, winner of the Kentucky Derby, won the Preakness yesterday. Now it comes down to the Belmont Stakes and how scared a horse is of the glue factory.
A Tennessee woman who sent her adopted son back to Russia in 2010 will have to pay child support until the boy turns 18. The fines would have been much more, but she did keep her receipt.
May 19, 2012
5.19.12
The giant stone heads of Easter Island were discovered to have giant stone bodies buried beneath. No word yet on giant stone genitalia.
When the Georgia woman battling a flesh-eating virus was told her hands would have to be removed, she had only three words to say: “Let’s do this.” A conflicting report suggests the words were, “Could we not?”
The SpaceX rocket expected to launch Friday failed at the last second. A rocket fuel with Viagra additive is already in production.
The Queen celebrated her diamond jubilee with a luncheon at which many foreign royals and heads of state were present. Never before have so many pinkies stuck out so far for so long.
May 18, 2012
5.18.12
Facebook’s initial public stock offering takes place today marking the first time Mark Zuckerberg has decided to share.
New Census data found that there the majority of babies born in the past year are not white. White leaders responded, saying, “America’s racists need to start pulling their own weight.”
Chicago is hosting a major NATO summit this weekend. Police were initially worried about disruptive protests, but that was before all these nice anarchists showed up.
Nik Wallenda is preparing to walk across Niagara Falls in June. Expressing concern for their son, Wallenda’s parents said, “We would have noticed a piercing or a new girlfriend. This is a bit much.”
Jurors in the campaign conspiracy trial of John Edwards will begin deliberations today. Some suggested that things could be over in a “crisp 20.”
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