6.12.2012

The Nobel Prize committee announced that the cash rewards will shrink by 20%. So why bother?

Apple previewed an even thinner laptop at its annual conference. Having already used “Air” and “Cloud” to describe products, the new computer is regrettably called the MacBook Fart.

The Los Angeles Kings won game six last night and with it the coveted Stanley Cup. It’s the first win for the franchise, but not the first time LA has cared about Cups. *makes “boobs” gesture?*

North Dakotans are debating the elimination of property taxes, having already done away with municipal services, education, understanding of government, basic math…