New government reports found that raising a child costs about $235,000, which is a bargain considering how much it costs to hire a stranger to continually disappoint you.
A truck rolled over off of a Kansas highway early Friday morning killing the 23 cows inside. Police on the scene said it was the best impromptu barbecue ever.
The Connecticut man who called 9-1-1 when a local sub-shop messed up his order is getting a sandwich in his honor - areyouserious and getthefuckouttahere on rye.
Steve Langley of North Carolina is trying to set a world record for the largest game of paddle ball. Officials said he already has a lock on America’s Loneliest Man.
A Boston cable company employee rescued a woman from her burning home on Thursday. The service is only offered as a package with premium channels, a land-line, and internet.